East of Omaha |
She's a nice lady - especially when she's drunk. |
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Sue: Well, most of the party photos need to be removed. [The person on the line says something.] I don’t know. Use your instincts and your eyes, then your hands and arms. Thank you.
Catherine: It’s really nice that my mom’s getting a new dog. I always wanted—
Sue: Hey, Catherine, do you want some more coffee or—
Catherine: No, I’m still drinking this one. You know, you don’t have to entertain me. I’m cool with my own thoughts.
Sue: Oh thank God, because I’m getting emails like every other heartbeat.
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Dorothy Zbornak aka the Queen of the Bitch Face
Rachel: ”When you said sorry”
Janet: ”When?”
Rachel: ”She did”
Janet: ”She’s lying”
Rachel: ”In the pub”
Gill: ”What pub?”
Rachel: “We...
REWATCHING COMMUNITY BECAUSE WHY NOT, RIGHT?
S01E04: Social Psychology
This is one of my first favorite Troy moments in the show. The...
“the head’s become detached… and gone off on a little odyssey of its own”
i shouldn’t find that as hilarious as i do but omg...